Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Sometimes you don’t need a megaphone—you just need a T-shirt. This one says it loud and clear: “If you kiss his ring, you can kiss my ass. Let’s not live life on our knees.”

It’s a small scream of protest stitched into cotton, a way of telling the world you’ve had enough of the noise, the spin, and the madness. Wear it when you’re tired of sitting quietly.

Luckily, this isn’t just about the message—it’s also built for comfort. Made of 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and sturdy enough to become your new favourite. Double stitching on the neckline and sleeves means it can handle plenty of wash cycles while you keep making your point.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid a center crease

Disclaimer: White may look slightly off-white due to fabric properties.

This shirt is made on demand, just for you, so delivery takes a touch longer. It’s a smarter way to produce—less waste, less overstock, more protest. Thanks for making a thoughtful choice while you tell the world to knock it off.

As with most casual apparel, size up if you are looking for a loose fit.

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