The Twelve Days of Christmas (Golf Edition)
The Hungry Golfer's Christmas Carol
Last December, I put together a golf-themed take on The Twelve Days of Christmas, and it turned out to be a reader favourite. With the season rolling in again, it is the right time to bring it back for another spin.
🎶Don't Read It - Sing It 🎶
On the first day of Christmas, the golf course gave to me,
A swing that's as smooth as can be.
On the second day of Christmas, the golf course gave to me,
Two birdies soaring,
And a swing that's as smooth as can be.
On the third day of Christmas, the golf course gave to me,
Three tasty bites,
Two birdies soaring,
And a swing that's as smooth as can be.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the golf course gave to me,
Four perfect swings,
Three tasty bites,
Two birdies soaring,
And a swing that's as smooth as can be.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the golf course gave to me,
Five golden tees!
Four perfect swings,
Three tasty bites,
Two birdies soaring,
And a swing that's as smooth as can be.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the golf course gave to me,
Six rounds of winning,
Five golden tees!
Four perfect swings,
Three tasty bites,
Two birdies soaring,
And a swing that's as smooth as can be.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the golf course gave to me,
Seven chips a-biting,
Six rounds of winning,
Five golden tees!
Four perfect swings,
Three tasty bites,
Two birdies soaring,
And a swing that's as smooth as can be.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the golf course gave to me,
Eight carts a-rolling,
Seven chips a-biting,
Six rounds of winning,
Five golden tees!
Four perfect swings,
Three tasty bites,
Two birdies soaring,
And a swing that's as smooth as can be.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the golf course gave to me,
Nine irons pitching,
Eight carts a-rolling,
Seven chips a-biting,
Six rounds of winning,
Five golden tees!
Four perfect swings,
Three tasty bites,
Two birdies soaring,
And a swing that's as smooth as can be.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the golf course gave to me,
Ten putts a-dropping,
Nine irons pitching,
Eight carts a-rolling,
Seven chips a-biting,
Six rounds of winning,
Five golden tees!
Four perfect swings,
Three tasty bites,
Two birdies soaring,
And a swing that's as smooth as can be.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the golf course gave to me,
Eleven snacks for munching,
Ten putts a-dropping,
Nine irons pitching,
Eight carts a-rolling,
Seven chips a-biting,
Six rounds of winning,
Five golden tees!
Four perfect swings,
Three tasty bites,
Two birdies soaring,
And a swing that's as smooth as can be.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the golf course gave to me,
Twelve eagles soaring,
Eleven snacks a munching,
Ten putts a-dropping,
Nine irons pitching,
Eight carts a-rolling,
Seven chips a-biting,
Six rounds of winning,
Five golden tees!
Four perfect swings,
Three tasty bites,
Two birdies soaring,
And a swing that's as smooth as can be.