The Golf Polo That Celebrates the Lighter Side of the Game
Thirty familiar golf sayings. One comfortable polo. A shared appreciation for the game we all love.
Golf has a funny way of keeping us humble.
One day you’re flushing irons and sinking putts. The next day, you’re wondering how a game you’ve played for years can suddenly feel completely foreign. That’s golf.
Fortunately, most recreational golfers understand something that’s far more important than a scorecard.
The best rounds aren’t always the lowest ones.
They’re the rounds filled with good company, friendly banter, and the kind of stories that somehow become funnier every time they’re retold.
That’s the inspiration behind The Hungry Golfer’s Golf Excuses Performance Polo.
Despite its name, this shirt isn’t really about making excuses. It’s about celebrating the shared experiences that connect recreational golfers everywhere. Woven into the design are thirty familiar golf sayings that almost every golfer has heard—or quietly muttered under their breath—from time to time.
A few, like “Wrong club,” “Didn’t commit,” and “Golf is hard,” are simply part of golf’s unofficial vocabulary.
One saying has a special story behind it.
“That club’s older than my knees” was added in honour of my good friend Dave, who had both knees replaced over two golf seasons. As an eyewitness, I can report that new knees appear to add somewhere between 10 and 20 yards off the tee. Medical science may not have confirmed it yet, but I’m convinced.
Beyond the humour, I wanted this polo to be something golfers would genuinely enjoy wearing.
Made from a lightweight performance fabric, this polo has plenty of stretch to keep you comfortable from the first tee to the final putt. It feels cool and breathable on warm days, while the vibrant all-over design is built right into the fabric so that it won't crack or peel with normal wear.
From a distance, it looks like a stylish patterned golf shirt. Up close, the sayings reveal themselves one by one. Every so often, someone in your foursome notices one, smiles, and says, “I’ve used that one.”
That’s exactly the reaction I was hoping for.
Not to make the shirt the centre of attention—just to add another smile to an enjoyable day on the golf course.
The Golf Excuses Performance Polo is a limited edition, with only 50 polos produced in two classic colours: Grey and Light Gold. Once they’re gone, they’ll become another story to tell.
Golf gives us enough challenges already.
We might as well enjoy a laugh along the way.
After all...
Golf is hard.
Fortunately, the friendships, the camaraderie, and the memories make it one of the greatest games ever played.
If you would like one of these limited-edition golf polos, e-mail me at thehungrygolferquinte@gmail.com with your colour preference and size.
THESE POLOS FIT SMALL, SO BE SURE TO SIZE UP AT LEAST ONE SIZE.
Happy Golfing, Everyone.
Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.
Richard