Golf has a funny way of keeping us humble.

One day you’re flushing irons and sinking putts. The next day, you’re wondering how a game you’ve played for years can suddenly feel completely foreign. That’s golf.

Fortunately, most recreational golfers understand something that’s far more important than a scorecard.

The best rounds aren’t always the lowest ones.

They’re the rounds filled with good company, friendly banter, and the kind of stories that somehow become funnier every time they’re retold.

That’s the inspiration behind The Hungry Golfer’s Golf Excuses Performance Polo.

Despite its name, this shirt isn’t really about making excuses. It’s about celebrating the shared experiences that connect recreational golfers everywhere. Woven into the design are thirty familiar golf sayings that almost every golfer has heard—or quietly muttered under their breath—from time to time.

A few, like “Wrong club,” “Didn’t commit,” and “Golf is hard,” are simply part of golf’s unofficial vocabulary.

One saying has a special story behind it.

“That club’s older than my knees” was added in honour of my good friend Dave, who had both knees replaced over two golf seasons. As an eyewitness, I can report that new knees appear to add somewhere between 10 and 20 yards off the tee. Medical science may not have confirmed it yet, but I’m convinced.

Beyond the humour, I wanted this polo to be something golfers would genuinely enjoy wearing.

Made from a lightweight performance fabric, this polo has plenty of stretch to keep you comfortable from the first tee to the final putt. It feels cool and breathable on warm days, while the vibrant all-over design is built right into the fabric so that it won't crack or peel with normal wear.

From a distance, it looks like a stylish patterned golf shirt. Up close, the sayings reveal themselves one by one. Every so often, someone in your foursome notices one, smiles, and says, “I’ve used that one.”

That’s exactly the reaction I was hoping for.

Not to make the shirt the centre of attention—just to add another smile to an enjoyable day on the golf course.

The Golf Excuses Performance Polo is a limited edition, with only 50 polos produced in two classic colours: Grey and Light Gold. Once they’re gone, they’ll become another story to tell.

Golf gives us enough challenges already.

We might as well enjoy a laugh along the way.

After all...

Golf is hard.

Fortunately, the friendships, the camaraderie, and the memories make it one of the greatest games ever played.

If you would like one of these limited-edition golf polos, e-mail me at thehungrygolferquinte@gmail.com with your colour preference and size.

THESE POLOS FIT SMALL, SO BE SURE TO SIZE UP AT LEAST ONE SIZE.

Happy Golfing, Everyone.

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Leave a comment

Share

Let’s start with the obvious: walking a golf course feels better. Your legs get a proper stretch, your heart does a bit more than the bare minimum, and you feel more in tune with the course and your game. By the time you tap in on 18, you’ve earned that clubhouse sandwich and cold one, and they’re going to taste fantastic!

I walked the last five rounds of my golf season last year and felt fantastic. More energy. Clearer head. Even lost a few pounds, without doing anything drastic like giving up butter tarts.

But let’s be honest, walking isn’t always the easy play. It’s tough when your playing partners are zipping around in carts, and the temperature is north of 30°C.

Do Canadian Golfers Walk?

Hard numbers are about as scarce as birdies on a windy day, but a Golf Canada study suggests fewer than 40% of us walk 18 regularly. That’s still better than our neighbours to the south, where riding reigns supreme. But we’re not immune to the trend: more clubs, especially private and busy public ones, lean heavily on cart use. Why? Not just for the pace of play, but for the bottom line.

How Many Steps Are in 18 Holes?

You’ll log about 11,000 to 14,000 steps during a typical round. That’s 6 to 8 km, depending on how creatively your tee shots wander. Toss in a few hills, and you’ve got yourself a light hike with amazing scenery. Compare that to the average Canadian’s 4,819 steps a day, and golf starts to look like a decent fitness plan.

Riders get their steps in as well, albeit fewer than true walkers. Even with a cart, you'll still spend time walking to your ball, around the greens, and back and forth to the cart. But if maximizing your daily step count is part of the plan, walking wins by a comfortable margin.

The Health Perks of Ditching the Cart

Walking 18 holes can burn between 600 and 1,200 calories, depending on the course and how much you carry. Riding? You’ll burn about a third of that.

Walking also:

• Boosts cardiovascular health

• Helps you stay mentally dialled in

• Loosens you up (even if you start a little stiff), and let’s not forget—it gives you time to enjoy the scenery, the squirrels, and that one smug goose that refuses to get out of your way.

The Cost of Riding

At the top five courses in the Bay of Quinte and Prince Edward County, cart rentals run $20–$25 per rider for 18 holes. Play 40 rounds? That’s $800 to $1,000 in cart fees alone. Walking? Free. Even with a decent push cart, you’re saving money before you hit double digits.

Are Cart Fees Propping Up Green Fees?

Short answer: yes. Cart rentals can make up 15%–25% of a course’s annual revenue. That money helps fund everything from maintenance crews to tee box repairs. If everyone walked tomorrow, green fees would almost certainly climb. Walking is great for you, but it may not be great for the course’s books.

When Should You Walk—And When Should You Ride?

There are days when walking is the clear winner. Mild temps, familiar course, and a body that doesn’t feel like it just got hit by a truck. But there are also valid reasons to ride:

• Long treks between holes

• Summer heat that feels like soup

• An injury or just a long week

• Peer pressure from cart-riding buddies

Final Thoughts: Walk When You Can

Walking won’t just improve your fitness; it’ll improve your relationship with the game. You see more, feel more, and play with more intention. That said, riding has its time and place, especially when comfort or pace becomes the priority. But if you’re looking for more energy, better focus, and fewer pounds by the end of the season, try walking a few more rounds. Your heart, and maybe your scorecard, will thank you.

Happy Golfing, Everyone

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

A golf trip in the Bay of Quinte doesn’t need to be complicated. Good courses, good food, a comfortable place to stay, and a clear understanding of where everything is located.

This two‑night, three‑round getaway lays it all out for you.

Travel on weekdays if you can. Lower green fees and greater availability for both tee times and accommodations.

Itinerary

Arrival Day – First Round (Based on Where You’re Coming From)

• From the GTA: Timber Ridge Golf Course

• From Ottawa or Montreal: Trillium Wood Golf Club

• Check in at TownePlace Suites by Marriott Belleville

• Dinner: Best Sardinha Portuguese Chicken (take‑out)

Day Two – Bay of Quinte Golf & Country Club, North Course

• Play the brand new North Course at Bay of Quinte Golf & Country Club

• Post‑round meal at XlX Restaurant + Patio (on‑site)

Day Three – Black Bear Ridge Golf Resort

• Play the Magee Championship Course at Black Bear Ridge Golf Resort

• Lunch on the patio at Signal Brewery overlooking the Moira River

• Have a safe drive home

Planning Notes

You can self‑book the entire trip using the Google Map I created for this golf getaway package, or let GolfinOntario handle the full package for you

Weekday travel is more affordable than weekends

Final Thoughts

Everything you need for a smooth, memorable Bay of Quinte golf getaway is already mapped and ready to go. Three great courses, easy food stops, and one of the best hotels in the area. All that’s left is to pick your dates, book your tee times, and hope your swing shows up when you do.

Happy Golfing, Everyone

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Leave a comment

Share

On May 29, 2026, Bay of Quinte Golf & Country Club opened its new 18-hole North Course, transforming the club into a 36-hole golf destination. While the North Course name will be used throughout the 2026 season, the official course opening and naming ceremony is planned for the 2027 golf season.

I was fortunate enough to play the North Course on May 28, one day before its official opening, alongside three good buddies. By the end of the round, the verdict was unanimous: we all felt this is a five-star golf course, and golfers are going to love it.

Twelve of the North Course holes were previously featured in routings known as the Spring Course earlier in 2026 or the Black Course during the 2025 season. What made playing the North Course such an exciting experience, however, was the opportunity to play six brand-new holes for the very first time.

Two of the six new holes, Nos. 10 and 11, were visible at the north end of the property during construction. The other four—Nos. 1, 2, 3 and 18—were tucked away beyond tree lines and largely hidden from view. Until opening day arrived, most golfers had no idea what awaited them on those holes, adding plenty of mystery and anticipation to the North Course debut.

Being one of the lucky golfers to play the North Course before it officially opened had its advantages. For example, there is a tree standing proudly in the middle of the fairway on No. 3. Did I hit it with my tee shot? Of course, I did. I may go down in history as one of the first golfers ever to find that tree. I guarantee you, I won’t be the last.

Two accomplished Canadian golf course architects designed the North Course. Nine holes were created by Graham Cooke and nine by Jason Miller. Together, they have crafted a layout that is visually appealing, strategically challenging and highly playable for golfers of varying skill levels.

Before we begin our tour, here are a few quick facts about Bay of Quinte’s North Course:

• Six sets of tee blocks, ranging from 4,670 yards to 6,378 yards

• Six par 3s, six par 4s and six par 5s

• 14 water hazards that come into play on 13 of the 18 holes

• 29 greenside bunkers

• Seven fairway bunkers

• Oversized square tee blocks throughout the course

• Large greens allowing for numerous pin-placement options

One thing became clear during my first round on the North Course. Playing for position is key. There are hazards everywhere, and many of them are positioned exactly where golfers’ eyes naturally wander. On numerous holes, where you hit the ball is more important than how far you hit it. Golfers who think their way around the course and manage risk effectively will likely score better than those who pull out the driver and swing away. In other words, the North Course is as much a mental challenge as it is a physical one.

The Evolution of the North Course

The creation of Bay of Quinte’s newest 18 holes has been years in the making. Expanding the facility into a 36-hole destination was a vision of CEO Roger Lichty.

Rather than opening all at once, the North Course evolved gradually as new holes were completed and incorporated into existing routings.

Spring 2023 – Three new holes were introduced to golfers.

Fall 2023 – Six additional holes were added to the routing for the final two weeks of the season.

Spring 2025 – Three additional holes entered play.

May 29, 2026 – The final six holes opened, completing the North Course and officially establishing Bay of Quinte Golf & Country Club as a 36-hole golf destination.

Subscribe now

Now, let’s take a quick tour of the North Course, one hole at a time.

Hole #1

Hole #1 is north of the tracks. Instead of turning left to play the #2 hole on the Old Course, turn right and follow the paved cart path to the first tee.

A par five that doglegs left, Hole #1 keeps much of its fairway and green hidden from view off the tee. It isn't until you're standing over your second shot that the hole fully reveals itself.

Hole #2

Hole # 2 is a straightforward par-3 with front bunkers on the left and right. Just don’t hit it short, and you should be fine. (famous last words, right?)

Hole #3

Hole # 3 is par-4 with a tree smack dab in the middle of the fairway. I probably hit the best drive of my round on #3, until it hit that tree. I’m sure I will be one of the first, of many more to come, golfers who hit that tree. That tree needs a name. Any ideas?

Hole #4

This is one of my favourite holes on the North Course. I fell in love with it the first time I played it. It was #8 or #9 in previous routings. Hit the ball straight, and you should be fine.

Next time I play this hole, I will try to remember that “hit the ball straight” comment and try to apply it to my swing. If only it were that simple.

Hole #5

This picturesque par 3 features a large, inviting green. It was played as Hole #9 on the Black Course during the 2025 season. This hole was removed from play late in 2025 and remained closed through the spring of 2026 to allow the green ample time to gain strength until the North Course opened.

That decision proved to be a smart one. When we played #5 on May 28th, the green was in excellent condition and well worth the wait.

Hole #6

From the tees on Hole #6, you are treated to a spectacular southern view of the the golf course, the Bay of Quinte, and Prince Edward County off in the distance on the south side of the bay.

Many will recognize this hole as #10 in the 2026 Spring routing.

Hole #7

Ever since this uphill par 3 was put into play, I have loved playing it. Don’t be short with your tee ball, or you will find yourself in the front trap. There is a very large ridge that runs through this green, making it easy to three-putt.

Hole #8

Hole #8 was previously #12 on the Spring 2026 routing. Many refer to this hole as the “Ravine Hole”. You either love it or hate it, depending on where you put your tee ball. With a successful tee shot, you will have about 130 yards to the hole, depending on pin placement. Just make sure you get over the ravine and the front greenside bunker. This large green has an upper shelf across the back that acts as a great backstop for your shot into the green.

Hole #9

This is a short par 4 with a sharp dogleg right. Birdies are available, but so are doubles, so be careful. From the tees, you hit over that same ravine on hole #8. This hole was previously known as #13 in the Spring 2026 routing.

Hole #10

Hole #10 is one of the new holes golfers could see being built when playing B of Q in the last few years. To say there is a water hazard would be a huge understatement. It is more like a small lake. (This lake needs a name as well.)

From the tees, you are faced with that classic risk-reward decision. How much of that lake do you want to carry? Oh yeah, there’s a strategically-paced fairway bunker out there just waiting for your tee ball if you’re not careful.

I can’t wait to play this hole again.

Hole #11

What a great little par-3. From the tees, you see water, sand, green, and “other”. Just forget all of that and put a nice smooth swing in it, and you’ll be fine. (That’s what I keep telling myself, anyway).

Hole #12

This hole is a dogleg right. Many cut the corner, hit a high tee shot over the trees at the dogleg, leaving them a wedge into the green.

Don’t hit your tee ball too far, or the green will be blocked out by a clump of trees as illustrated in the photo below.

For your approach, don’t be long, or you’ll find yourself in a catchment area behind the green.

This was #14 in the Spring Course routing.

Hole #13

Another one of those; hit it straight and you will be fine, holes. If only that were as easy as it sounds. Watch out for the water down the left side of the fairway and to the right of the green.

This was #15 in the Spring Course routing.

Hole #14

This was #16 on the Spring Course routing. For us old guys who hit from the Whites, a decent drive and a solid second shot will leave you with a short wedge into the green. If you stick it tight, one-putt for your birdie.

Or, you can bang your tee ball OB, hit a few poor shots, chip and two-putt, and you are looking at a double. Been there, done that, many times.

There is a large oak tree on the right side of #14, about 130 yards from the green, with a low-hanging branch that juts into the fairway. When creating this golf hole, I suspect there was much discussion about removing or keeping this low-hanging limb. They decided to keep it. Good call, it is very much in play for those playing down the right side of the fairway on #14.

Hole #15

This will be one of the coolest par-3 holes you will ever play.

On behalf of all lefties out there, thanks to the designers for placing that harmless little tree on the right side of the fairway, next to the green.

What is this hole going to look like in 10 years from now? Should be fun.

Hole #16

This is a great par-5 with a large water hazard on the left side of the fairway that long ball hitters will need to watch out for. Stay right on this hole if you can.

This was #18 on the Spring Course routing.

Hole #17

This is a tricky little par three with water on the left side. It was #8 in the Spring routing. Hitting your tee ball to the left side of the green can easily result in a bad kick into the water.

Hole #18

What a great closing hole. Get your tee shot as close as you dare to the water hazard. If successful, you’ll have a wedge or other lofty club in your hand for your approach.

After our round, we enjoyed a meal at XIX Restaurant, located right at the golf course. The service was fast and friendly, and our meals were great.

Final Thoughts

After 18 holes, one thing was clear: the North Course is a terrific addition to Bay of Quinte Golf & Country Club. It offers a fun, strategic test of golf with plenty of memorable holes and enough variety to keep golfers coming back for more.

Congratulations to Roger Lichty, the Bay of Quinte team, and architects Graham Cooke and Jason Miller on bringing this ambitious vision to life. Bay of Quinte Golf & Country Club is now a true 36-hole golf destination, and I suspect many golfers will be adding the North Course to their must-play list for years to come.

My buddies and I play the South Course regularly and thoroughly enjoy it. That said, I must confess, I can’t wait to get another crack at the North Course.

Happy Golfing, Everyone

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

Golfers don’t blink an eye at spending hundreds of dollars on a new driver, $60 on a dozen golf balls, or $20 for a sandwich and beverage from the on-course beverage cart. Yet the one piece of gear we use on every shot, excluding putts, often gets ignored until it looks like sun-dried roadkill.

I’m talking about your golf glove — that quiet hero between your hand and your club, the difference between a great shot versus a hook or slice.

Why Wearing a Golf Glove Matters

You don’t need a golf glove to play golf. You also don’t need sunscreen, patience, or humility, but they sure do help.

A good glove provides grip, control, and added confidence. It allows you to hold the club securely without squeezing it too tightly. Having a loose grip on your golf club leads to smoother swings, better results, and fewer balls going OB.

Without a glove, especially in summer humidity, your grip can become slippery. A quality golf glove eliminates that worry, giving you a firm grip on your clubs from the first tee shot to your final approach on #18.

Gloves Are Great, But Don’t Forget Your Grips

Even the best glove can’t save you if your grips are worn smooth. Old, shiny grips make you squeeze harder, adding tension and disrupting your swing. No glove can overcome that.

Fresh, tacky grips are essential; ideally, replace them once a season or about every 40–50 rounds. Think of them as your glove’s best friend. A good grip–glove combo gives you security without strangling the club.

And yes, some golfers prefer to play bare-handed. That’s fine, especially if their grips are in top shape and they like the natural feel. But for most of us, especially when it’s hot and humid, a quality glove and good grips are the only way to go.

Subscribe now

What to Look for in a Golf Glove

Material: Go for 100% Cabretta Leather

Cabretta leather — made from hair sheep, not wool sheep - is the gold standard. It’s buttery soft, breathable and provides an incredible feel. The Hungry Golfer golf glove that I wear is made from 100% premium cabretta leather and features an anti-roll thumb seam for extra durability. A slightly thicker palm layer gives a softer, cushioned feel while extending the glove’s lifespan.
If you like that buttery-soft grip and tour-quality feel without the “tour-player” price tag, grab one HERE.

Fit: Snug, Not Strangled

Your glove should fit like a second skin, with no loose folds and no extra fingertip space. The Velcro tab should close about three-quarters of the way across your hand.
If it’s too loose, you’ll lose feedback. If it’s too tight, you’ll lose circulation. Either way, you’ll lose strokes.
Take the time to try the right size, especially if you’re switching brands. Like golf polo shirts, not all gloves fit the same way.

Feel: Grip Without the Grip Marks

The best gloves disappear in your hands — metaphorically, not literally. You shouldn’t have to squeeze hard to feel connected. Cabretta leather naturally provides that tacky, confident grip.

Stitching and Design

Check for clean seams, well-placed ventilation holes, and reinforced stress areas. The Hungry Golfer glove features precision stitching that reduces friction and wear, especially on the thumb and palm — the spots where most golfers see tears first. The extra palm thickness also helps absorb vibration, which is handy if you occasionally catch one thin on a cool morning.

Breathability and Comfort

A quality glove has finger perforations to allow airflow. Your hand shouldn’t feel like it’s in a sauna by the seventh hole. The better the ventilation, the cooler your hand will feel, and the longer the glove will last.

How to Make Your Glove Last Longer

Golfers are notorious for glove abuse. We stuff them in our golf bags after a round, leave them on between shots, and then complain when they start to feel like cardboard.

Here are a few simple habits that’ll easily double or triple your glove’s lifespan:

Take It Off Between Shots

Your glove soaks up sweat. If you keep it on for the whole round, it stays damp and breaks down faster. Take it off between shots, let it breathe, and hang it on your bag or cart handle if it starts to feel damp.

Air Dry After Each Round

Smooth it out flat, keep it out of the sun, and let it air dry naturally. Don’t ball it up in your pocket or leave it in your trunk.

Keep It Clean

Wipe off dirt and sweat with a damp cloth. Avoid washing machines — cabretta leather and spin cycles are not friends.

Store It Properly

Keep your glove flat in a glove case or resealable bag. In a pinch, press it between two towels overnight. If you are using a Hungry Golfer golf glove, keep it in the reusable storage envelope and clear plastic bag in which it was packaged.

When to Retire a Glove

You’ll know. The leather will smooth out, the tack will vanish, or a fingertip will finally surrender. When that happens, don’t mourn; grab a new glove and enjoy that “new car” smell and feel.

Most quality cabretta leather golf gloves last around 15–20 rounds, provided you treat them well by airing them out after each round, rotating them regularly, and storing them properly between rounds.

Respect the Glove

A golf glove might not have the flash of a new driver, but it quietly shapes every shot you hit. It’s the handshake between your swing and your club, and you know what they say about first impressions.

Next time you’re tempted to grab a bargain-bin glove at the checkout, remember this: a well-made cabretta glove doesn’t just feel better — it performs better, lasts longer, and makes your game smoother.

If you would like to try a Hungry Golfer golf glove, you can order it through Gearnada or feel free to contact me directly.

Happy Golfing, Everyone

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

Since launching The Hungry Golfer merchandise, I’ve been searching for the right partner to help share THG golf gear and lifestyle products with sports enthusiasts across Canada. I wasn’t looking for just another online marketplace. I wanted a Canadian company that understood independent businesses, valued community, and genuinely supported entrepreneurs trying to grow their brands.

That search led me to Gearnada — Canada’s Gear Exchange.

I’m excited to announce a new partnership between The Hungry Golfer and Gearnada, a growing Canadian online marketplace dedicated to sporting goods, apparel, accessories, and equipment. Based in Golden, British Columbia, the platform connects sports enthusiasts with independent Canadian retailers from coast to coast to coast.

The Hungry Golfer is proud to become Ontario’s first merchant on the platform.

Founded by longtime PGA of Canada professional Graeme Kreiner, Gearnada was created to help independent sporting goods businesses compete in an online world increasingly dominated by massive international marketplaces. Rather than building another generic e-commerce site, Graeme developed a marketplace focused specifically on sports, recreation, and community.

The platform welcomes merchants from a wide variety of sports categories, including golf, hockey, cycling, skiing, fitness, summer and winter sports, and more. Sellers can list products free of charge, while buyers connect directly with merchants regarding pricing, shipping, and availability.

That direct connection is part of what makes the concept appealing. Unlike large online marketplaces that often feel impersonal, Gearnada encourages real interaction between buyers and sellers — much like the communities built around sports themselves.

For Canadian consumers, the platform offers an opportunity to discover unique products and independent businesses they may never have otherwise encountered. For merchants, it provides something many smaller companies struggle to achieve today: visibility.

Subscribe now

The sporting goods industry is filled with passionate entrepreneurs who genuinely love their sport. Gearnada gives those businesses a place to be seen without requiring massive advertising budgets or corporate scale.

The Hungry Golfer plans to feature a variety of branded golf apparel and accessories on the platform, including hats, towels, golf gloves, lifestyle apparel, and gift items. I also believe the partnership will help introduce The Hungry Golfer brand to sports enthusiasts beyond Ontario.

As more Canadians support homegrown businesses and Canadian-made products whenever possible, platforms like Gearnada have the potential to strengthen the national sporting goods community in a meaningful way.

Fellow sporting goods merchants interested in joining Team Gearnada free of charge are encouraged to contact Graeme Kreiner directly for additional details.

For now, The Hungry Golfer is proud to help introduce Gearnada to golfers and sports enthusiasts throughout Ontario. If you enjoy discovering Canadian businesses, unique sporting goods, and fellow entrepreneurs who care deeply about their craft, Gearnada is worth a look.

Have a look at The Hungry Golfer golf gear HERE.

Happy golfing, everyone.

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

I’ve spent many years failing miserably at trying to master the game of golf. Is my swing all wrong? Is my tempo messed up? Am I hitting from the wrong side of the ball? Do I need better clubs or balls? Or could it be “yes” to some or all of the above on any given day?

As the saying goes, the most important golf shot is the next one. I am sure that every golfer would agree that it would be wonderful to launch a nice drive from the tees at hole #1, and from all the other tees for that matter.

Let’s analyze the tee shot for a minute. Chances are, you are hitting a driver that cost you more than your first car. And like some golfers, you are teeing up a seven-dollar Titleist ProV1. To complete the setup, you are placing that expensive ProV1 on a five-cent stick of wood.

Subscribe now

You Are Only as Good as Your Weakest Link

Here you are, out with your buds, ready to enjoy 18 holes of golf. And what are you trusting your round of golf on? A five-cent stick of wood. That seems wrong. There must be a better way to tee up your ball.

Say Goodbye to Wooden Tees

After much research, I have developed a specially engineered launch system that will elevate your game and lower your score. This is revolutionary technology that will change your game forever.

Introducing the THG Apex Predator Launch System

Tee your ball up on one of these bad boys and watch it fly deep - straight down the centre of the fairway.

Technical Specifications

The Apex Predator isn’t a piece of wood. It is a high-performance interface:

• Bio-Polymer Construction: Injection-moulded for consistency that nature just can’t provide.

• Kinetic Crown Geometry: Designed to reduce spin and maximize initial launch velocity.

• Zero-Friction Cup: Proprietary head design ensures the ball sits on the exact axis required for a pure strike.

• High-Visibility Finish: Engineered to look intimidating to fellow golfers.

The “Apex” Advantage: 5 Major Benefits

Once you incorporate the THG Apex Predator Launch System into your game, you’ll start noticing results that defy the laws of physics and common sense:

1. Automatic Swing Correction: The molecular structure of the tee communicates directly with your clubhead at impact, subconsciously forcing your swing path to be perfectly square every single time.

2. Telepathic Powers: The Apex Predator syncs with your brain, resulting in smooth and powerful golf swings.

3. Psychological Dominance: Your playing partners will be so intimidated by the sight of your professional-grade launch system that their own grip pressure will tighten, guaranteeing they slice their drives into the woods.

4. Golf Course Luck: The bio-polymer composition creates a micro-static charge that literally repels the ball from sand traps and water hazards, steering it toward the short grass.

5. Distance Amplification: The Apex Predator is scientifically proven to increase your drive distance by 15–20 yards purely by aligning the universe in your favour the moment you press the tee into the ground.

The THG Apex Predator Launch System will unlock that elite golf game trapped inside you, leveraging never-before-seen technology to maximize your potential on every hole.

Happy Golfing, Everyone

Stay well. Stay safe. Have fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

If you are a recreational golfer playing 18 holes with friends, the last thing you want to do is create a traffic jam on the golf course.

I always get a chuckle when I hear two buddies talking about their rounds of golf that day, and one asks, “Was it busy out there today?” and his buddy responds, “Only behind us.” That’s a dead giveaway that at least one golfer in his group was playing too slowly and making golfers behind them wait on every hole.
At most recreational golf courses, if you are playing in a foursome, it should take anywhere from 4 to 4.5 hours to complete 18 holes of golf.

No need to race like a speed demon to keep a good pace on the course. The secret? Use your time wisely. Strike that balance between giving each shot the time and attention it deserves and moving down the fairways at a steady pace.

Eight Tips to Help You Maintain a Good Pace of Play on the Golf Course

# 1 Be Ready to Go

If you have a 9:00 AM tee time, be ready to go at least fifteen minutes early. When it is your time to hit, have your club, ball, and tee in hand and ready to go. Don’t be the guy who comes flying into the parking lot when his three playing partners are standing on Hole #1 tee waiting for you to get ready.

# 2 Limit Practice Swings

It is always good to practice at the driving range. During the game, don’t stand over every shot, and take four or five practice swings. One, maybe two, is fine. Any more than that, you are wasting everyone’s time and holding things up.

# 3 Pick a Club, Any Club

You hit a great drive, and you don’t want to waste your second shot by misjudging the distance to the hole. You shoot the pin with your rangefinder, 123 yards to the pin. You question that distance. You get your playing partner to double-check the yardage with his rangefinder, and he confirms the yardage at 123 yards.

The wind is in your face, then left to right, then behind you. Your 9-iron and pitching wedge are in and out of your bag 2 times.

You finally settled on which club to hit. By now, your three playing partners and the four golfers standing on the tee behind you are watching eagerly.

You now have way too much crap swimming around in your head. You swing (or was that a flail?) and chunk the ball. It rolls forward 20 yards. You sigh, your playing partners sigh, the four golfers on the tee blocks behind you all sigh, and everyone takes a deep breath in hopes the whole process is not about to repeat itself.

# 4 Swift Ball Searches

It used to be that golfers were allowed five minutes to search for a lost ball. To speed up the pace of play, USGA Rule 18.2 now reads that the time to search for a lost ball has been reduced to three minutes.

I have friends who are like bloodhounds when it comes to finding lost balls. Thank goodness for that. When I hit a wayward shot, I tend not to look at where it goes as carefully as I should. I want to get that shot out of my head as soon as possible, starting with when it is still flying out of bounds. As balls get more expensive each year, I am getting better at tracking them, though.

Sometimes, while searching for your lost ball, you find three or four other balls. Always look at the bright side. Loose one ball, find three. The downside is that you still lost a stroke. If you didn’t hit a provisional tee shot, drop a ball close to where you thought your original ball went out of bounds and carry on.

# 5 Be Prompt on the Greens

As soon as everyone gets their balls on or next to the green, determine who is away (who shoots first). Whosever ball is farthest from the hole is usually up first, no matter whether their ball is on or off the green. You can be at the back of the green with a front pin that is 20 feet away, and your buddy is pin-high on the fringe, 10 feet from the pin. You are up first.

There is no penalty stroke if you hit your ball out of turn. It is more of an etiquette thing. Also, if a player is not ready to hit, the golfer next up should ask if he should go ahead and hit to keep the pace of play moving.

# 6 Limit Distractions

There is nothing worse than playing with a golfer who is constantly on their phone during play. Ideally, cell phones should be set to silent mode and used for emergency use only.

Right up there with ringing cell phones are fellow golfers who constantly talk throughout the round.

I love hearing a good story on the tee blocks as we wait for the golfers ahead of us to play out of range, but once the coast is clear to hit, the chatter should stop so that we can all hit our tee shots.

# 7 Efficient Cart Usage

The driver of the golf cart can be very instrumental in maintaining a good pace of play. If you are the driver and you hit your ball down the left side of the fairway and your cart partner hits down the right side about the same distance, drop your partner off at their ball and proceed to your ball. Don’t sit in the cart watching your partner hit and then go over to your ball while he sits and watches you hit yours.

As you approach the green, one player should grab the clubs needed to chip and putt, and hop out of the cart. The other player, whose ball is closer or on the green, should take the cart off to the side of the green, ready to head to the next tee blocks.

Do not leave the cart on the fairway in front of the green while you are putting. After sinking your putt, you should exit the green to one side or towards the back, not to the fairway in front of the green.

# 8 Play the Tee Blocks That Best Fit Your Game

One of the most common mistakes that recreational golfers make is playing from the wrong tee blocks.

As my friends and I continue to age, we have finally accepted that if we move up to closer tee blocks, we will enjoy a much better game.

Don’t go by the colour of the tee blocks and assume that playing from the White Tee Blocks at Course X is the same distance as the Whites at Course Y. Determine what yardage best fits your game and play from the tee blocks closest to that yardage, regardless of the colour.

If you are hitting the driver and then a 3-wood into most par 4s, you are playing from the wrong tee blocks. Playing from the tips doesn’t make you a better golfer.

If you can blast it down the fairway 250 to 300 yards, wonderful. But if you hit your tee ball 200 yards or less, move up to shorter tee blocks so that you have an iron in your hands for your approach shot to the green.

Don’t Forget the #1 Rule of Golf

The most important thing to remember for all recreational golfers is that golf is meant to be fun.

Mastering the art of pace on the golf course will help to ensure you have an enjoyable experience out there and enjoy your game.

And most importantly, the quicker you play, the sooner you can get back to the clubhouse for a tasty treat and beverage.

Happy Golfing, Everyone

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

I love blue cheese almost as much as I love golf. My darling wife, whom I love even more than golf or blue cheese, cannot stand the smell or taste of this unique cheese.

Penicillium mold creates beautiful blue veins throughout the cheese, giving it a bold, tangy taste. Common types of blue cheese include Roquefort, Gorgonzola, and Stilton. It isn’t just a treat for the taste buds; it also packs some surprising health benefits.

Blue Cheese Can Help Your Golf Game

Isn’t it great when something you love is not only delicious but also beneficial? Our favourite indulgences usually come with a catch, a bit of a downer in terms of health. Blue cheese, consumed in moderation, breaks that trend, leaving you with nothing more than a hint of bad breath as its only minor drawback.

Rich in Calcium: Good news for golfers aiming for strong bones and teeth. You will be able to give your playing partners a big, toothy smile next time you drain that birdie putt.

High in Protein: Golfers need their protein, right? Blue cheese delivers a decent protein punch to help with muscle repair.

Probiotics Power: Fermented foods like blue cheese can be a friend to your gut health. Probiotics help with digestion. Does that mean we can eat even more now that we can digest foods more efficiently? That’s the way I would interpret it.

Vitamin B12 Source: Essential for energy metabolism and red blood cell formation. Blue cheese contributes to your B12 intake.

Antioxidant Benefits: Blue cheese contains antioxidants that help combat free radicals. This helps keep you healthy so you can play more golf, which, in turn, makes you happier.

Now that we have determined that eating blue cheese can make you a better golfer, let’s see what foods pair the best with a few chunks of that rebellious rockstar of the cheese world.

Subscribe now

Five Foods That Scream Blue Cheese

BBQ Steak

Throw a few chunks of blue cheese on your steak a few minutes before you take it off the grill. It will bring that steak to a whole new level.

Burger - Beef or Chicken

Same deal here as with the steak. Cover your beef or chicken patty with blue cheese near the end of the cooking process. Oh man, I can taste it now.

Sandwich Wrap

I make wraps for my golf lunches. They are so easy to put together. My favourite, by far, is my BBQ Ribeye Steak & Blue Cheese Wrap. Add a little garlic spread, chopped onion, and diced tomato. They are so good. When you don’t have leftover ribeye steak available, roast beef is a great substitute.

Pizza

There is nothing like a freshly made pizza, cooked right before your eyes in a wood-fired pizza oven. Add a little too much blue cheese and garlic to that pizza, and you have a very tasty post-round meal.

Whenever I play Trillium Wood Golf Club, I always look forward to one of their wood-fired pizzas on the patio overlooking No. 18 green after our round. It is fantastic!

Pasta with Cream Sauce

Toss some blue cheese into a creamy pasta sauce for a rich flavour. Pair it with a nice dry red wine and enjoy a wonderful meal.

Enjoy your next blue cheese adventure. I know I am going to.

Happy golfing, Everyone

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

We’ve been at this game for years. We’re finely tuned athletes on the brink of golf immortality. A few tweaks here and there, and we’ll be firing lasers down the centre of the fairway.

After all, we’re on the cusp of true mastery. Will this finally be the season when the rest of the world finally recognizes our true brilliance?

As we gear up for the 2026 golf season, The Hungry Golfer has a few “minor tweaks” that might rocket your game to new heights, or send you splashing into the nearest water hazard.

These ten “fun golf advice” gems will help you unlock your fullest potential… or at least make for entertaining reading while waiting for the rains to stop so the golf season can finally start.

Golf Imperfection is Closer Than You Think

No. 1 - Ditch Practice Entirely

If you can’t master a skill by simply showing up on the first tee unprepared, is it even worth it? Let muscle memory fade away like a bad dream. After all, practice is the enemy of a good excuse.

No. 2 - Skip the Warm-Up

Why waste precious minutes stretching or rolling a few putts? With your game, maybe think about rolling something else. You will probably need some by the sixth hole. Show up late, hustle to the tee, and swing for the fences. You got this.

No. 3 - Double Your Calorie Intake

Put the phone number for the 19th-hole snack bar on speed dial. Embrace chilli dogs, fries, and donuts like they’re performance enhancers. Remember, that extra weight, if transferred correctly, means longer drives, right?

No. 4 - Ignore the Club Pro

You’ve been golfing for decades; clearly, you’re the expert here. Teaching professionals? Overrated. Why cure your slice when it’s your signature shot?

No. 5 - Hammer Every Drive

Keep telling yourself that swinging harder automatically sends the ball farther. A balanced tempo is completely overhyped. Let your back scream as your ball wanders off to who-knows-where. Don’t worry, eventually, you’ll tag that bad boy, and when you do, it will sail 300 yards straight down the centre of the fairway.

No. 6 - Over-complicate your Mental Game

Dive into conflicting sports psychology articles, memorize a dozen swing styles, and psychoanalyze every bad shot. There’s no such thing as too many swing thoughts. Pack your head so full that you’ll forget which end of the club to hold when standing on the tee block.

No. 7 - Go Pin-Hunting on Every Shot

Forget course management. Aim straight at the flag every time. Safe shots? Those are for the faint-hearted. Load up, swing for glory, and trust that your ball finds the green… eventually. If you miss, blame the wind or something.

No. 8 - Ignore Course Etiquette

Take your time out there, you’re in heaven, on a golf course, don’t rush it. Pace of play is overrated. Carefully consider club selection on every shot and study your putts from every angle. After all, you’ve been playing for decades; you clearly know what you’re doing. Let the rest of the course admire your leisurely mastery, one slow hole at a time.

No. 9- No Exercise - You’re A Natural Athlete

If you suddenly feel limber or strong, you might accidentally lower your handicap. Keep it old-school. No stretching or weight training. Aches and pains build character. Remember, YouTube stretching videos are for the overly ambitious. Avoid them at all costs.

No.10 - Pay Attention to Swing Advice from Friends and Casual Golfers, and Keep Watching Those “How-To” Videos

Encourage everyone you play with to weigh in on how you should fix your swing. More input and words of wisdom will all help. Pile on conflicting YouTube tutorials for added confusion. Before you know it, your one-of-a-kind swing will be the talk of the course, for better or worse.

Go Get ‘em Champ - You’ve Got This

Well, there you have it, ten invaluable ways to keep your game in that precarious “almost brilliant” stage it has been in for years.

If you’re itching for even more satirical takes on how to (maybe) become a golf legend, subscribe to The Hungry Golfer. Because hey, if we can’t perfect our swings, at least we can perfect our excuses, one ill-advised tip at a time.

Happy Golfing, Everyone.

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

You might wonder how a club that defines luxury justifies selling lunch for the price of a cup of coffee. The short answer: Augusta National isn’t in the restaurant business; they are protecting a brand. Keeping concessions at 2003 prices ensures the “Patron Experience” remains the gold standard. The goodwill created by a $1.50 USD sandwich is worth far more in prestige than the profit margin on some pimento cheese.

The club certainly isn’t worried about the cost of bread or beer. While food is a “lost leader,” The Masters makes a killing on international TV rights and the legendary merchandise building. They can afford a cheap lunch because they know you’ll likely apply the savings toward a branded $150 USD quarter-zip and an official Masters cap.

Where To Find Those Munchies

Roughly 25 green-shingled stands are tucked discreetly into the pines, from the high-volume hubs near the practice range to satellite stands at Amen Corner. These locations are designed to blend into the landscape and operate with military precision. It’s a good thing those options are so affordable, too, because Augusta has a strict rule: patrons are not permitted to bring any outside food or drink (water excluded) onto the property.

Subscribe now

And Now for Those Legendary Myths

As you settle into your favourite chair to watch the 90th Masters on TV, it’s easy to get swept up in the perfection of the broadcast. Everything at Augusta National looks so perfect. The grass is a vibrant green, the water is a deep, shimmering blue, and the birds seem to be singing in high definition on every hole.

It’s enough to make any golfer wonder if they’re looking at a real golf course or a Hollywood set. Over the years, this level of curated beauty has given rise to a series of urban legends that fans debate every April. Some are pure fiction, but as you’ll see, the truth behind how they pull off the "Augusta Magic" is often more fascinating than the myths themselves.

1. The Myth of the “Fake” Bird Songs

The Myth: Augusta National pipes in recordings of bird songs through hidden speakers to ensure the atmosphere sounds like a Disney movie.

The Reality: While bird aficionados have occasionally flagged “out-of-place” calls on television broadcasts (like a Canyon Wren that doesn’t live in Georgia), the birds on the course are very real. The club is a former nursery and an Audubon International Certified Sanctuary. However, it is a common practice for broadcast networks to use high-fidelity microphones near bird nests or to subtly layer ambient “nature” tracks to mask the sound of distant mowers or idling television trucks. So, while the birds are real, the volume you hear at home might be a little “enhanced.”

2. The Myth of the Green Paint

The Myth: Grounds crews spray-paint the fairways and brown patches green to ensure the course looks perfect for the cameras.

The Reality: This one is mostly true. While the club doesn’t “paint the course” in a literal sense, they do use turf colourant or pigments to touch up dormant areas or stressed patches of grass. They also use green sand to fill in fairway divots so they don’t show up as white or brown spots on high-definition broadcasts. Even the iconic Hogan Bridge is topped with artificial turf to ensure it stays a consistent, camera-ready green.

3. The Myth of the “Heated” Greens

The Myth: Augusta has an underground heating system beneath the greens to control the growth of the grass and keep it from frosting.

The Reality: While they don’t exactly “heat” the greens, they do have a sophisticated “SubAir” system. This network of pipes beneath the putting surfaces can suck moisture out of the soil or blow air in to regulate temperature and oxygen levels. This allows the greens to remain incredibly firm and fast, even after a heavy Georgia rainstorm.

4. The Myth of the Blue Water

The Myth: Rae’s Creek and the various ponds are naturally that deep, brilliant blue.

The Reality: The water is actually treated with a food-grade dark dye. This isn’t just for aesthetics; the dye prevents sunlight from reaching the bottom of the ponds, which inhibits the growth of algae and weeds. The dark tint also creates that signature mirror-effect, perfectly reflecting the white bunkers and the pink azaleas for those iconic Sunday afternoon shots.

5. The Myth of the “Forever” Green Jacket

The Myth: Once you win The Masters, the Green Jacket is yours to keep forever.

The Reality: You only get to take the jacket home for one year. After your “reign” as the defending champion ends, the jacket must be returned to the club, where it remains in a dedicated locker. From that point on, you are only permitted to wear it when you are physically on the grounds of Augusta National.

The only person to ever successfully “kidnap” his jacket was Gary Player, who “forgot” to bring it back in 1962 and famously told the club chairman, “If you want it, come and get it.” (They let him keep it, provided he never wore it in public).

6. The Myth of the "Iced" Azaleas

The Myth: If a warm spring threatens to make the azaleas bloom too early, the grounds crew packs the roots in ice to "freeze" them in time for tournament week.

The Reality: This is pure golf lore. While Augusta has an incredible horticulture team, they haven’t found a way to stop a 28°C Georgia day from doing its thing. If the blooms are gone, they’re gone. The club simply relies on planting dozens of different varieties—some that bloom early and some that bloom late—to ensure there is almost always a splash of pink or white somewhere on the property. If you see a perfectly blooming bush during a particularly hot year, it’s not because of ice or silk; it’s likely just a late-blooming variety that finally got its moment in the sun.

Subscribe now

And Finally, What About That Music We Keep Hearing?

Everyone knows that piano melody that we hear as coverage segways into a commercial break. The piece you hear is titled “Augusta.” It was composed by singer-songwriter Dave Loggins (third cousin of Kenny Loggins) in 1981. While we almost always hear the gentle, piano-heavy instrumental version, Loggins originally wrote it with full lyrics. Here is Augusta performed by Don Cherry and Willie Nelson. (not the “Don Cherry” that we knew from Hockey Night in Canada.)

Legend has it that the first verse came to Loggins while he was standing on the 14th hole at Augusta. Though Loggins was the composer, the specific piano intro that “tingles” every golf fan’s ears was a bit of a happy accident. During the recording session, musician Mike Hanna dropped by the studio, sat at a seven-foot Yamaha piano, and composed those iconic opening bars on the spot.

Well, there you have it, the munchies, the myths and a little tidbit about that familiar tune we hear every time we watch The Masters.

Happy Golfing, Everyone.

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

They say the second you step onto the grass at Augusta National, the rest of the world... disappears. You are not bothered by billboards or corporate logos on tee blocks. As a matter of fact, there are no ads in sight, other than logos on the players’ shirts and hats. It’s a total sanctuary where the only brand that matters is the golf world’s main event, The Masters.

Augusta National’s dedication to tradition is best experienced through the absolute legend of the concessions: the Pimento Cheese sandwich. While prices are rising like crazy for almost everything else, the price for the famed sandwich, and other menu favourites, have not changed in price since 2003. At $1.50 USD and wrapped in that iconic green plastic, the Pimento Cheese Sandwich remains a delicious piece of history that tastes exactly the same as it did 23 years ago. Whether that’s a good taste or not is up to the taster.

Want to Be a Patron? Rules Apply

2026 marks the 90th edition of The Masters. If you’re lucky enough to be walking Augusta National’s iconic fairways, you’d better play by the house rules, or out you go.

To walk these grounds is to follow in the footsteps of legends, but doing so requires a strict adherence to the “Augusta Way.”

Subscribe now

Ten Rules That Define the Patron Experience at The Masters

1. The “No Running” Mandate

Augusta is a place of poise. You will never see a mad dash for a viewing spot. Running is strictly prohibited; patrons are expected to walk briskly but with decorum. Those caught breaking into a jog risk being ejected and having their badges permanently revoked.

2. The “Vacant Chair” Courtesy

The folding chair is a patron’s most loyal companion. You can place an official chair at a specific hole to reserve your spot for the entire day. If the owner is away, anyone may sit in it, but the moment the owner returns, the temporary occupant must vacate the seat immediately and politely.

More on the official Master’s Chair a little later.

3. Absolute Ban on Backward Hats

The dress code at Augusta is unwavering. Hats must be worn forward at all times. A cap turned backward is considered a breach of etiquette and will result in a swift correction from a gallery guard.

4. No “External” Autograph Requests

While players might sign items at the practice range earlier in the week, asking for an autograph on the golf course during tournament rounds is strictly forbidden.

5. The “Sitting on the Grass” Rule

Unlike the sprawl often seen at other majors, patrons are discouraged from sitting directly on the grass in a way that appears “unruly.” One should stand, use a grandstand, or sit in an official Master’s folding chairs.

6. Strict Electronic Silence

The ban extends far beyond cell phones. Laptops, tablets, and even “smart” wearable devices that transmit data are prohibited. The goal is to keep the outside world entirely outside the gates.

7. No “Unsolicited Calls”

Augusta has no patience for the boisterous shouting common at other events. “Unsolicited or consistent calls” from the gallery—such as the infamous “Get in the hole!”- may result in immediate removal.

8. The Caddie Uniform Requirement

Every caddie must wear the iconic white jumpsuit and a green Masters cap. Regardless of their usual corporate sponsorships, caddies must ditch their branded gear for the traditional Augusta uniform.

9. No Professional Cameras During Play

Cameras are allowed during practice rounds, but once the tournament begins on Thursday, they are strictly prohibited. The only way to capture a photo of the action is through the lenses of the official Masters photographers.

10. The Sandwich Wrapper Protocol

Every concession item is sold in green bags and wrappers. This ensures that if a piece of litter happens to blow onto the grass, it blends in with the green fairways and remains virtually invisible to the television cameras.

Subscribe now

More On That Official Master’s Chair

For a patron, aka a “spectator” at any other golf tournament, the official Master’s chair is more than just a place to sit; it is a tactical tool. Available for $35 USD at the on-site merchandise stands, these chairs are specifically designed to be armless and feature a flat “foot” to protect the pristine turf.

The true magic of the chair lies in the “Unwritten Rule of Reservation.” Thousands of patrons arrive at dawn, buy their chair, and place it at a prime location. Not sure where I would put mine. perhaps behind the 12th tee at Amen Corner or close to the 18th green.

Once placed, that chair is your personal piece of real estate for the day. You can leave it for hours to walk the course or visit the concessions, and it will remain exactly where you left it. In a world of chaos, the Masters chair represents a unique social contract of honesty and respect that has lasted for 90 editions of this storied tournament.

Once we’ve spent the weekend watching the world’s best, most of us will be itching to head to our favourite course to try and re-create some of those legendary shots.

Just don’t be too hard on yourself if you aren’t ripping it 300+ yards down the centre of the fairway the second you step onto the tee. The pros make it look easy, but the rest of us are just there for the love of the game. Enjoy the 90th Masters, everyone.

Happy golfing, everyone.

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

So, here is the deal.

It is April 5, 2026, Easter Sunday. The Blue Jays have officially kicked off their season, and the Toronto Maple Leafs are winding down a disappointing regular-season campaign.

Go Jays Go

Before I dive into the hockey talk, I have to give a quick shout-out to the Jays. For the first time, I watched the first three games of the season in their entirety, a thrilling three-game sweep of the visiting Oakland Athletics. It felt as though they picked up exactly where they left off after last year’s postseason run, which ended in that crushing Game 7 defeat to the Dodgers in the Championship Series. I truly hope they get another crack at the Commissioner’s Trophy this year.

Now, Back to the Rink

As a diehard Leafs fan, I’ve learned to keep expectations low. I’ve been a supporter for far too long to get sucked into the delusional dream of a Stanley Cup. If they manage to survive a round or two, I consider it a successful year. A Cup win remains on my bucket list, but I hope I have plenty of time left to see that actually happen.

Usually, once Toronto is out of the picture, my loyalties shift to whichever Canadian teams are still in the hunt. This year, something very strange has happened: I have, heaven help me, become a Habs fan.

I’ll say it one more time just so it can sink in: I am currently a Montreal Canadiens fan (though special terms and conditions definitely apply).

I’m not running out to buy a Montreal Canadiens ball cap, and a team jersey is out of the question, but I am cheering for them. And why not? They are a pleasure to watch. They play the game the right way, structured, hardworking, and with a “team-first” approach that is refreshing to witness.

An All-Canadian Final - Bettman Would Cringe

But imagine the absolute spectacle if we ended up with an all-Canadian final: the Montreal Canadiens versus the Edmonton Oilers. After years of the Cup residing in the States, having the championship decided on Canadian ice between two of our most iconic franchises would be a dream come true for the entire country.

However, if that dream scenario does become reality, my brief “playoff fling” with Montreal would have to come to a respectful end. In a Canadiens-Oilers final, my heart would pull me toward Edmonton. I want to see Connor McDavid hoist that elusive trophy before he retires. He is the most determined, hardworking player I’ve seen in years, a true force of nature once he laces up the skates. He has earned his place among the greats, and a Stanley Cup ring is the final piece of that puzzle.

Subscribe now

For now, I’m enjoying this short-term change of scenery. No pressure, no decades of emotional baggage; just good, honest hockey. This is a temporary arrangement, a playoff vacation of sorts

At the end of the day, I know exactly who I am: a Leafs fan cautiously exploring other options. But for this spring, I’m trading my cynicism for a bit of Canadian flair. Whether it’s Montreal’s disciplined team effort or McDavid’s sheer brilliance, I’m just happy to see a team that remembers the season doesn’t have to end in April.

Go Habs Go (so weird to say that)

Happy Easter, Everyone.

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

After a winter of never-ending snowstorms, my back was in no mood for golf. My poor wife had to take care of the shovelling after the last four or five snowfalls because my back was having none of it. The thought of swinging a golf club even hurt.

When the soreness refused to budge, I finally visited an RMT who gave me a surprising bit of “homework” after my first visit. It turns out, the road to a healthy back starts way down at your toes.

The Towel Scrunch & The “Heel-Glue” Rule

The first part of the homework? Lay a hand towel on a smooth floor, place a glass of water at one end, and draw the towel toward you using nothing but your toes. This is best done sitting in a chair.

Here’s the Catch

Your heels must stay flat on the floor. No sliding, no lifting, no cheating. Keeping the heels stationary is non-negotiable because it isolates the intrinsic muscles of the foot. As soon as the heel lifts, you’re using your ankles to “cheat” the movement. By keeping your heels glued down, you force your toes to do the heavy lifting, which builds the internal support your arches need to stabilize your entire frame.

The Great Divide: The Big Toe Press

The second exercise my RMT threw at me moves beyond just strength and into the world of “brain-to-toe” coordination. It’s called the Big Toe Press.

While sitting with your feet flat, you attempt to pin your four “lesser” toes firmly to the ground while lifting only the big toe. Then, you reverse it: press the big toe down hard while attempting to fan and lift the other four.

Sounds easy, doesn’t it? Believe me, it’s much tougher than you think. When I first started, I was shocked at how weak my toes were—and how disconnected they felt from my brain. I also discovered that my right big toe was much weaker than the left one.

Subscribe now

Finding Your “Tripod” Foundation

For a golfer, all of this is about building a strong “tripod” foundation between the heel, the big toe, and the little toe. Here’s why that matters for your game:

• Ground Your Game: Strong toes allow you to “grip” the turf, providing a secure base during your swing.

• Right the Ship: If your balance shifts or your alignment falters mid-swing, active foot muscles help you self-correct before the mistake reaches the clubhead.

• Power Transfer: Preventing your feet from collapsing ensures a cleaner, more efficient transfer of power from the turf to the ball.

About That Weak Big Toe on My Right Foot

I told “Professor Google” that I was a lefty with a weak big toe on my right foot and asked what effect that would have on my golf swing.

The answer: It generally leads to a fade (or a slice). Since the right foot is the lead foot for a lefty, a weak big toe causes that “tripod” to collapse during the downswing. This often makes the lead hip spin out, or the weight fall toward the toes, forcing an “over-the-top” move that cuts across the ball.

Wow, I think Professor Google has seen my swing. I’ve hit more slices than I care to mention. Maybe I have finally found the root cause for my slice. Or perhaps I have discovered a new excuse to add to the list. I can call it WTF for short. (Weak Toe’s Fault)

So there you have it. Start scrunching those towels and mastering the Big Toe Press. If you can “right the ship” from the ground up, you might just say goodbye to those pesky hooks or slices. Here’s hoping anyway.

Happy Golfing, Everyone.

Stay safe. Stay Well. Have Fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

How would you like to be treated like royalty and play golf like a pro for a few days?

I’ll be honest: I can’t do anything about the “play like a pro” part, as my own scorecard can attest, but I can certainly make the “treated like royalty” part happen.

Golf in Ontario’s Most Popular Golf Destination

The Bay of Quinte region has quietly become Ontario’s favourite golf destination. For recreational golfers who love a mini-getaway, there is a massive bonus when you head to the Quinte Region for golf. We just so happen to have an internationally acclaimed wine appellation right in our own backyard, the Prince Edward County Wine Region.

After fourteen years of owning and operating a vacation rental and wine tour company in the County, I’ve had plenty of time to track down its best-kept secrets. Now, I’m combining that local expertise with my love for the game to help you find the perfect places to play, stay, and eat.

Here’s an Itinerary for a Group of Four

I highly recommend the accommodations, golf courses, and restaurants included in this itinerary. Consider them all, Hungry Golfer approved.

Your Headquarters: Runaway Rooster, Bloomfield

Your home for this two-night getaway will be the Runaway Rooster B&B. Centrally located in the heart of Bloomfield, it offers a very quiet, comfortable, and relaxing atmosphere. On top of that, the full breakfasts every morning are amazing. The owners, Karen and George, will take brilliant care of you. I’ve seen the rooms and tasted the food; trust me, you are going to love Runaway Rooster.

Day One: Dinner With the Smith Family

Check in at Runaway Rooster, freshen up and relax a bit, and head over to Flame+Smith, just two minutes away on foot. Get ready to be blown away by some of the best food you have ever tasted. Best steakhouse in the region for those steak lovers. This is the ideal spot to raise your glass and toast the start of your golf & wine escape. (open Thursdays to Mondays, 4:30 - 8:30ish PM)

If Flame+Smith is not open, walk a little farther down the road from the Rooster and enjoy a great dinner at Bloomfield Public House. Owners Laura and Elliot have been leaders in the culinary scene in Prince Edward County for over 15 years and will dazzle you with their unique offerings. (open Tuesdays to Saturdays, 4-9 PM)

Day Two: The Logistics Puzzle Solved

Today, we choose our adventure. Whether you split up or stay together, feeding your “hunger” for a good time is the priority.

Option A: The Split-Squad

• Half the group tosses the clubs in one car and heads to Picton Golf & Country Club to play 18 at one of the region’s oldest golf courses. Established in 1907, it’s a stunning track with enough water to keep you honest. Great views of Picton Bay on holes 1, 17, and 18.

• The other half of the group enjoys a door-to-door experience, a guided wine tour with Sandbanks Tours & Experiences. Your knowledgeable tour guide will help you discover the County’s famous wines, including their very popular Chardonnays and Pinot Noirs.

Option B: The Foursome

If everyone in the group is “hungry” for golf, the whole crew heads to Picton for 18 holes. The clubhouse deck, overlooking the 18th green, is a prime spot for a post-round analysis, together with lunch & beverages. You will have plenty of time to do a little window shopping in Picton on your way back to the Rooster after golf.

If you do stop in Picton, grab yourself an order of gun man du dumplings from Sujeo Korean Restaurant. They are very tasty.

Day Two: Dinner at the County’s Favourite Inn

After a busy day of either golfing or wine touring, it’s time for dinner. You will be dining at The Waring House, just a short drive from the Runaway Rooster. Dine in Amelia’s Garden Dining Room or The Barley Room Pub. They both share the same kitchen and offer great food, with different atmospheres. Make sure you try their famous homemade Coconut Cream Pie. Wow.

Day Three: Take a Bite Out of the Bear or Hunt for Hidden Treasures

After another stellar Rooster breakfast, it’s time to check out. Today, we take two cars to allow for a “choose-your-own-adventure” travel-home day.

Option A - Play Golf at Black Bear Ridge Golf & Resort

For those wanting one last golf challenge, head to Black Bear Ridge Golf & Resort. You are going to love this place. ScoreGolf ranked "The Bear" as the 13th-favourite public golf course in Canada in 2025. It is a striking, masterfully designed layout with picturesque vistas that will demand your best. Do yourself a favour, play the forward tees and enjoy your day.

Option B - Go Exploring and Antiquing

Take the second vehicle and explore the villages of Bloomfield and Wellington on a self-guided “Shopping, Antiquing, and Nibbling” tour. Wander through quaint boutiques, do a bit of antiquing, and sample the “fine foods” found along the way.

The Grand Rendezvous

With such a royal getaway, make sure it ends with a bang.

Once the golfers are done golfing and the explorers are done exploring, everyone will meet at Signal Brewing Co. in Corbyville. It’s the perfect strategic location, close to both Black Bear and the highway. I’m partial to their thin-crust pizzas from the wood-fired oven. It’s the ultimate way to swap stories of birdies and antique finds before hitting the road. You will love the huge patio overlooking the Moira River.

Itinerary at a Glance

• Day One

  • Check-in: Runaway Rooster B&B, Bloomfield

  • Dinner: Flame+Smith (Open-fire Steak, Seafood, and More) or Bloomfield Public House

• Day Two

  • Morning/Afternoon: Choice of 18 holes at Picton Golf & Country Club OR a guided wine tour with Sandbanks Tours & Experiences

  • Dinner: The Barley Room Pub (possibly live music). OR Amelia’s Garden Dining Room (more formal dining)

• Day Three

  • Morning/Afternoon: Choice of 18 holes at Black Bear Ridge Golf & Resort OR self-guided shopping, antiquing, and nibbling in Bloomfield and Wellington

  • Final Send-off: Late lunch/pizza at Signal Brewing Co. in Corbyville

Please use the links in this story to self-book your “royally sweet” wine & golf getaway package.

Subscribe now

Don’t forget to subscribe to THG; more getaway packages for other group sizes are coming soon.

Happy Golfing, Everyone

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

I am saddened by the fact that, for me, watching PGA golf on TV now feels like a moral dilemma.

Golf is one of my great escapes. It lives in a quiet corner of my brain where the noise fades, and the rhythm of the game does what it has always done: calms the mind, soothes the soul, and reminds me that beauty still exists in small, deliberate movements. (aka - sticking it to within 3’ of the pin from 150 yards out)

But lately, when I reach for the remote, something inside me hesitates. The game hasn’t changed. The world around it sure has, though

And That’s the Part I Can’t Shake

I find myself wondering about the players I’ve admired for years. Not because I expect them to share my politics, and not because I think athletes owe us their private beliefs. But because these aren’t normal times. The stakes feel different now. The ground feels different. The silence feels different. I need to know.

Take Scotty Scheffler, for example. During last year’s Ryder Cup, a reporter asked if he had any message for Donald Trump, who was scheduled to arrive later that day. “Tell him he is doing a great job”, Scotty replied.

WTF, Scotty, are you a Trumper? Are you condoning the fact that Trump and his goons are tearing the world apart? Please say it ain’t so.

Be Our Golf Hero, Scotty Scheffler

Here’s your chance to speak up and be a hero. Tell the golf world that you do not support what Trump is doing, and that it must stop. The world needs heroes right now, and you would be the perfect candidate to lead the charge for the PGA players. Accept the challenge. Set the example. Be our hero.

Poor Old Wayne. He Entered the Dark Side

Look what happened to The Weiner when he started to swing the sticks with The Donald. His “thumbs-up” as he passed Team USA’s bench at the 4-Nations championship game didn’t help him either.

Gretzky went straight from “The Great One” to “The Great Once”. How can he play golf with such a despicable human being? It might be good for your pocketbook, but it is doing serious damage to your integrity and popularity. Do the right thing, Wayne. Stand up and be a good human being. Tell the hockey world that Trump’s actions are wrong and must stop. Maybe after that, Gretzky can once again be “The Great One”.

What About Leaf’s Captain?

And while we’re talking about hockey, I need Austin Matthews to set the record straight. Congrats on being named captain of the USA Men’s Hockey Team and for winning the Olympic Gold Medal. But why the hell did you go to the White House? Were you just caught up in the moment or something? I was so disappointed to see you there. Now I must know, are you ok with Trump and what he is doing? Cuz if you were, you would need to go. You would need to be traded. You would not deserve to be a member, and certainly not the captain, of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Be Our Hockey Hero, Austin Matthews

We get the excitement of winning the gold medal at the Winter Olympics. But the White House? We need to know where you stand. I hope you will be our hockey hero. Tell the hockey world that you do not agree with Trump’s actions.

When the Sport You Love Starts Telling You Who It Really Is

Studies of voter registration show that the NBA leans heavily Democratic, the NFL is politically mixed, and leagues like MLB and the NHL tilt more Republican. Golf, with its older, wealthier, and overwhelmingly white demographics, tends to be Republican in the southern and midwestern states, while cold‑weather states tend to be Democratic.

I used to watch golf without thinking about who voted for whom. Now I can’t help but wonder. Which of my favourite PGA players shares my belief that the world is in a dangerous moment?

Which of them see what I see, the polarization, the erosion of norms, the rising anger, and feel compelled to state their position? And which of them are quietly comfortable with the way things are, because silence is easier than honesty and tax breaks are easier than courage?

I don’t expect athletes to become activists. I don’t expect them to deliver speeches, take sides or turn their careers into political battlegrounds. I understand why they stay quiet. Pro Leagues manage messaging. Teams discourage controversy. Fans can turn on a player in a heartbeat. The NHL, NBA, NFL, MLB, and PGA all prefer clean narratives, controlled statements, and athletes who “focus on the game.” That’s the business model.

We’re Not Living in Business‑as‑Usual Times

We are living in a moment when silence feels like complicity. When neutrality feels like surrender. When the world, especially the United States, needs people with influence to show fellow American citizens and the rest of the world that integrity still matters. Not perfect people. Not saints. Just people willing to stand up and say, “This isn’t normal. This isn’t right. We can do better. We must do better.”

I’m not asking golfers to agree with me politically. I’m asking them to care about the world they live in. I’m asking them to show that the values they display on the course, honesty, accountability, composure, respect, aren’t just performance traits, but human ones.

Because right now, the joy of watching a PGA event has slipped away from me. Not because the sport changed, but because I have. Because the world has.

Unfortunately, politics has seeped its way into every corner of life, including the fairways. And because I can’t help but hope that the athletes I admire will step forward and remind us all that courage still exists in public life.

Maybe that’s naïve. Maybe it’s unfair. Maybe it’s just the grief of losing something I once loved without thinking. But I don’t think I’m alone in feeling this way. I think many fans across leagues, across borders, across political lines, are all wrestling with the same question:

What does it mean to love a sport when the world around it feels like it’s coming apart?

I don’t have the answer. But I know this: sports heroes aren’t made by athletic talent alone. They’re made by the moments they choose to stand for something larger than themselves or their sport. And right now, the world could use a few heroes. And who better to lead the charge than our privileged and influential professional athletes?

Happy Golfing, Everyone

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

The Hungry Golfer’s Move is Complete

The transition to Substack is now complete, and I’m genuinely loving it here. This space feels closer to what The Hungry Golfer has become: more stories, more connection, and a cleaner way to celebrate the crazy game of golf with you.

New Partner Announcement Coming Soon

Over the winter, I established a partnership with a full‑service Canadian promotional manufacturing company. This new partner will handle all sales and distribution of all Hungry Golfer gear moving forward, including the popular 100% cabretta leather gloves. The 2026 glove design now includes a small Canadian flag on the tab. Wait until you see it—it’s very cool.

I will be announcing my new partner soon.

A First Look at THG’s Inaugural Limited‑Edition Performance Polo

In addition to teaming up with a Canadian promotional manufacturer, I’ve been working on what I hope will be the first of many limited‑edition performance polos. The debut run features a word cloud of twenty‑five classic golf excuses; light, clean, and quietly funny in the way golfers appreciate. My personal favourite in the mix: “That club’s older than my knees.”

Stay tuned for details on how to get your hands on one of these beauties.

A Bonus of Being Here

As a Substacker, I get to read all sorts of stories about golf and a plethora of other subjects. One guy who puts out a great story is Ryan Caven. I loved his story about golfing in Scotland, Lose the Numbers. Find the Golf. It really makes me want to golf in Scotland someday. I hope you check it out.

Happy Golfing, Everyone

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Share

Leave a comment

Timber Ridge Golf Course, located in Brighton, Ontario, was established in 2001 and quickly garnered a reputation as one of eastern Ontario’s premier golfing destinations.

Designed by golf course architect Steven Ward, the course was meticulously crafted to blend seamlessly with the natural landscape, offering a challenging yet enjoyable experience for golfers of all skill levels.

Over the years, Timber Ridge has hosted numerous tournaments and events, further solidifying its status as a must-visit course in the region. The course’s commitment to quality, from its well-maintained fairways to its welcoming atmosphere, has made it a beloved spot for both locals and visitors

I Have Many Fond Memories of Timber Ridge Golf Course

I used to operate a specialty paper converting plant in Brighton. During those years, I played in the men’s league at Timber Ridge. We would play 18 holes each week and cap the evening off with some food and drink in the clubhouse after our round.

I remember one week playing with a guy on the Timber Ridge maintenance team. He was having the round of his life. It was so much fun to witness such amazing golf. Every shot he hit was pure.

Standing on the tee deck of hole #17, he was sitting at 58 strokes. If he parred the par-three 17th and the par-four 18th, he would card a 65 for the round, matching the lowest score ever posted at Timber Ridge by a recreational golfer.

Sadly, he played the final two holes, bogey, bogey, leaving him with a round of 67, or 4 under the course par of 71. I don’t know about you, but I would’ve taken that score in a heartbeat.

One of the Top Five Golf Courses in the Bay of Quinte Golf Region

The landscape of Timber Ridge Golf Course stands out from other courses in the Bay of Quinte and Prince Edward County golf region.

Set on 200 acres of rolling terrain, the course is surrounded by dense forests, mature trees, and natural water features that create a picturesque backdrop.

Unlike the flatter courses in the region, Timber Ridge’s rolling fairways and natural elevation changes add genuine complexity to every shot, while wide‑open views of the surrounding countryside enhance the entire experience.

Most of the greens at Timber Ridge are multi‑tiered, and those levels demand precise approach shots to avoid navigating tricky putts across different tiers. Don’t feel bad if you walk off with a four‑putt now and then. I’ve certainly had a few over the years.

A Tee Shot I Will Never Forget

I remember one tee shot on hole # 1 that turned out to be quite funny.

Being a lefty, I planned to aim down the left side of the fairway and hit a baby draw that would land the ball in the centre of the fairway.

As we all know, things don’t always go as planned in golf, and my first tee shot on that day was evidence of that. I hit a fade (or was it a slice), and my ball headed for the woods down the left side.

I re-teed and hit a nice drive straight down the middle, next to the 200-yard marker.

I was preparing to hit my second shot when I heard a cry from the woods, “Are you hitting a Bridgestone e6?“

“Yes“, I replied.

“That was a little too close for comfort. Be more careful next time“, yelled the guy back to me.

I replied, “Sorry about that“.

For those of you who have not played Timber Ridge, there are several very nice homes tucked into the woods down the left side of hole #1 fairway. But when the leaves are on the trees, those homes are virtually invisible from the tee blocks.

To this day, when I think back to that tee shot, I picture a guy out on his back deck in his housecoat, morning newspaper under his left arm and a fresh cup of coffee in his right hand, when, all of a sudden, my Bridgestone e6 lands smack dab into his cup of coffee and causes the coffee to splash all over his face, housecoat, and newspaper. I must confess, I chuckle when that image appears in my head.

I should have had a little more fun with that guy that day. Rather than just saying “sorry”. Maybe I should have yelled back, “Do I have a shot?“ or “Could you please throw it back to me?”

Fantastic Food, Excellent Service

The food and drink offerings at Timber Ridge Golf Course perfectly complement the overall golfing experience. Both inside and outside spaces provide a relaxed, welcoming atmosphere for golfers to unwind after their round.

The clubhouse features the Ironwood Lounge and Southside Terrace, as well as a larger dining room called The Timber Room that accommodates 150 guests. With a full-sized kitchen, golfers and their guests can enjoy a selection of freshly prepared meals, ranging from hearty breakfasts to satisfying lunches and dinners.

The menu offers a variety of options, including classic pub fare, seasonal dishes, and daily specials that cater to a range of tastes.

The friendly staff ensures that meals are served promptly, making it easy to grab a quick bite before heading back out to the course.

For those looking to enjoy a drink, the fully stocked bar offers a great selection of beverages, including local craft beers, wines, and refreshing cocktails, perfect for toasting a great round of golf.

There are two fire pits next to the Southside Terrace overlooking hole #18 green. I can tell you from firsthand experience that sitting next to a fire with a cool beverage in your hand after a round, and watching golfers play up #18, is extremely relaxing.

Cost to Play Timber Ridge Golf Course

2026 green fee rates are located HERE. Prime Time rates for 18 holes are $95 walking. Add $25 for 1/2 a half-power cart. (These prices exclude 13% HST). Green fees are lower in non-prime hours.

See a list of all of the Golf Courses in the Bay of Quinte and Prince Edward County region HERE.

Check out the cost to play the Top Five Courses HERE.

Happy Golfing, Everyone

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Share

Leave a comment

Greetings, Everyone:

Now that The Hungry Golfer has officially settled into its new home on Substack, I wanted to share a bit about why I made the switch — and to thank you for sticking with me through this transition. I also want to thank the recent subscribers who have joined us for the ride.

I’d been looking for a platform that would let me do what I love most: share stories and images about golf, food, places to stay, and the joy of great company. Substack gives me the freedom to focus on those experiences without distraction; just writing, photographing, and celebrating the people and places that make this region, and the ones beyond it, worth exploring.

As far as The Hungry Golfer name and brand, don’t be surprised if you see me using “THG” more often. I’m not sure if I’m getting smarter or just lazier, but THG is a lot easier to read, write, and say than The Hungry Golfer. Plus, it has a bit of a “THC” ring to it, which makes me giggle.

I appreciate your support and for sticking around for the ride. It means a lot. The 2026 golf season is going to be a great one, and I’m excited to share it with you, complete with stories, photos, videos, and everything in between.

Happy Golfing, everyone.

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Richard

Share

Leave a comment

There are so many slang words used by golfers. Many non-golfers would be totally lost if they heard two golfers talking to each other about their games.

Counting Your Score

Stroke — Every time you hit the ball with any of your golf clubs, it is called a stroke. (You can also be assessed penalty strokes, but that’s a lesson for another day)

Par — If you get the ball in the hole in the same number of strokes that is indicated on the scorecard, you parred the hole — Congrats!

Birdie — When you get the ball in the hole using one less stroke than a par on the scorecard, you birdied the hole — Well Done!

Eagle — This is when you put the ball in the hole in two strokes fewer than par. This is hard to do for any golfer, but for high-handicap golfers, eagles are very elusive. Whenever you get one, it is a special day for sure.

Albatross — This is what every golfer dreams about, but few ever get one. An albatross is scoring three strokes fewer than par for the hole. If you take two strokes to put the ball in the hole on a par 5, you score it as an albatross. Keep that Ball! That is a rare lifetime achievement.

Condor — A condor is when you only take one stroke to put the ball in the hole on a par 5. That is quite the hole-in-one. There are only six reports of condors being scored anywhere in the world. Good luck getting one of them in real golf. (I’ve seen several on PlayStation Golf, though)

Hole-in-One — This is when you put the ball in the hole using only one stroke. This is a very special occasion for pro and amateur golfers alike. Hole-in-Ones usually happen on par 3 holes.

Bogey — This is when you take one extra stroke above par.

Double Bogey — Ouch! A double bogey is two strokes over par

Triple Bogey — The dreaded “triple” is three strokes over par. If you are tracking your handicap, chances are you score it as a double bogey, depending on the score index of the hole.

Quadruple Bogey — Pick up your ball and proceed to the next hole. That hole completely crushed you. (Nice double if you are tracking your handicap)

Parts of a Golf Club

Grip — This is at the top of the shaft of your club. Having good grips is key to making a good swing. Once you start seeing wear on your grips, it is time to replace them.

Shaft — The shaft of the club connects the clubhead to the grip. Shafts can be steel or graphite and have various stiffness specifications to best suit a golfer’s needs.

Clubhead — The clubhead is the only part of the golf club that should come in contact with the ball. For irons, the blade of the clubhead can be either muscle-back or cavity-back.

Cavity-back clubheads are more forgiving as they have a bigger “sweet spot”.

Hosel — The hosel is the metal socket that connects the clubhead to the shaft. This is the weakest part of a golf club. One reason for this is that moisture can run down the shaft and into the hosel, and cause the base of the shaft to corrode and weaken.

Ferrule — This is the small, hard plastic decorative collar that hides the connection of the shaft to the hosel.

Names for Other Golf Equipment

Sticks — Some golfers refer to their golf clubs as their sticks.

Rock or Shell — Some golfers refer to their golf balls as their rock or their shell.

Tee — This is the little wooden or plastic peg that you set your ball on when you are hitting from a tee box. Never use a tee when hitting anywhere else on the course.

Russian Tee (Brokenoff) — When my friends and I use a broken tee for an iron shot from the tee blocks, we refer to it as a brokenoff.

Tee Box — This is the designated area on each hole where you hit your first shot for that hole. Each hole has different sets of tee boxes, depending on the golfer’s skill level.

Tee Blocks — On every Tee Box, there are different coloured Tee Blocks for golfers of various skill levels. If you are a high handicapper, do yourself a favour and play from the forward tee blocks. You will have a much more pleasant day and your scorecard will love it. Plus, the golfers playing behind you will be very appreciative that you are using forward tees.

The Tips — If you hear someone say that they played from the tips, they played from the Tee Blocks that make the course the longest. Quite often, the tips are the Black Tee Blocks. This is where the pros hit from.

Provisional Ball — If you are unsure of where your tee shot went, you can ask your playing partners if you can hit a provisional ball. If you know them well, you can always ask them for a do-over, but good luck with that.

Breakfast Ball — Many casual players will allow you to hit a second shot from the #1 tee blocks if your first shot did not go well. Who wants to start their round with a terrible tee shot from # 1, right?

Describing the Flight of a Golf Ball

Here is where it can get ugly, but not always. All we can do is keep swinging and hope for the best, right?

Draw — Who doesn’t love a nice, easy draw? A draw is when the flight of the ball goes gently from right to left for right-handed golfers and gently from left to right for left-handed golfers.

Hook — This is an overcooked draw. That gentle draw became a runaway train that took a sharper turn than you planned for. You will probably be hitting your second shot from the rough, or perhaps the next fairway.

Fade — This is the opposite of a draw. For a right-handed hitter, the ball will fade gently from left to right. For left-handed hitters, a fade will fly gently from right to left.

Slice — This is an overcooked fade that is likely going to end up in the rough on the opposite side of the fairway that you were aiming at, or in the next fairway.

Straight — I almost forgot about hitting it straight. Dead straight, right down the middle of the fairway. Don’t you just love it when that happens?

Elephant’s Ass: High and Stinky — This is when the ball goes very high but not too far down the fairway.

Sky Pilot — This is kind of like an Elephant’s Ass but a Sky Pilot could actually travel the intended distance, only much higher than expected.

Worm-Burner —If you top your ball and send it rocketing down the fairway on the ground, your golf ball can deal a fatal blow to some poor unsuspecting earthworm out for a little fresh air. Hence the term, Worm-Burner.

Russian Chip: (onandoff) - This is when you attempt to chip onto the green, and you hit the ball too hard or blade it, and it runs across the green and off again on the other side.

Describing Contact With the Golf Ball at the Time of Swing

Fat — Hitting it “fat” means that your clubhead hit the ground before making contact with the ball. This usually means that you will be short of your desired distance.

Chunked it — Hitting it “chunky” means you hit it really fat, and the clubhead went into the ground well in advance of coming into contact with the ball. The ball probably trickled a few yards forward if lucky.

Thinned it — Hitting it “thin” means the face of your clubhead came in contact with the ball a little too high, and you missed the sweet spot. The ball flight will be quite low, and the ball could end up farther down the fairway you were hoping for.

Topped it — When you say that you “topped it”, it means that you hit it really thin. Kind of like you almost missed it. The ball will not likely leave the ground and will roll down the fairway a much shorter distance than hoped.

Hitting off the Toe — This is when the face of the club comes in contact with the ball off-centre, towards the farthest part of the clubface, the toe. The result will be a loss of distance and accuracy.

Hitting off the Heel — This is when the face of the club comes in contact with the ball off-centre, towards the base of the shaft at the hosel. The result will be a loss of distance and direction.

Hosel Rocket — Heads Up Everyone — This is when you come close to missing the ball completely and just catch a piece of it with the hosel of the golf club. The ball can fly straight right, straight left, or anywhere in between.

Technical Details Regarding the Golf Course

Slope Rating — This is a measurement of how hard the golf course is to play for a bogey golfer relative to the degree of difficulty for a golfer with no handicap. (scratch golfer)

Slope Ratings can vary from 60 to 150, with the average being 113. Just remember, the higher the slope rating, the harder the course will be to play.

Stimp Rating — Using a stimpmeter, this is a measurement of how fast the greens are rolling. For PGA or LPGA players, their greens are fast and will usually have a stimp rating of 11 to 13 feet. For most public courses, the stimp rating will be 10 feet or lower.

I hope that you enjoyed some golf lingo.

Happy Golfing, Everyone.

Stay safe. Stay well. Have fun.

Share

Leave a comment